Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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She said no

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Womens rights !

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whats long and green? weed

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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ugh good riddance

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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