Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Who wants pizza crusts?

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Civil Rights.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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