Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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