- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

try slamming a revolving door

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

child labor

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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