- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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