- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Yes.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Straight men can be bronies.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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