Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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you and your family will die tonight

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People Order Our Patties

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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