- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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