- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

I'm off to my tank guys!

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

I pooped.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Your mama's so fat.

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