- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

tims sty:)

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.