why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Penis

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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