What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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