- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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