Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Davey Peterson.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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