- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man made a sandwich.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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