What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Michael Castillo is gay

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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fruit salad?

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Mark Wilson

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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