A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Religion.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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