- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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