What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Water? I hardly know her.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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