- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

whats polish and black a polish black person

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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