- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Dylan is gay

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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