- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

A man made a sandwich.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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