Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

out of your comfort zone

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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