A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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chirs

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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one day i went to bed

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Tony Romo

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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President Donald Trump

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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