What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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President Donald Trump

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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chirs

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Anti Joke

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