- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

shut up kobe!

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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