- Anti Joke

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Get in the car.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Homosexuals are gay.

My kids are mistakes.