Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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