Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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A midget walks under a bar

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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