what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Penisland

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shut up iggy

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Scott Gomez

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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