- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come in.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

George Bush.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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