What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Black people

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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