a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Poop swing

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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