Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Black People.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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