Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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