A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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