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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Christians pornstars.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Knock knock. Is someone there?

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