- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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bacon

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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