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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

knock, knock whos there child molestor

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Not a joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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