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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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politically correct!

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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