- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Why did i write this? I was bored

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Get on your knees Ho

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