Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Okay, one second.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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