Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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