- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What color is red paint? Red

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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