Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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