- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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