- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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