- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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