Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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A man sat on a chair

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Rick Santorum 2012

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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