whats brown and sticky? shit

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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gay people

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Oh, right

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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