What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Religion.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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