- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

this is not a joke

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Penisland

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Your biggest fan.

Why did i write this? I was bored

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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