What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Canadians

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Dylan is gay

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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