whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Women's rights

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between a duck?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

This is a joke

My children are huge mistakes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Okay, one second.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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