what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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your mother hates you

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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That's what SHE said!

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Anti Joke

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