What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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