- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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