Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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shut up kobe!

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Women's rights

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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